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Wednesday, 6 March 2013

the 'C' school......

Admissions are open now. Preference to those with criminal background. relatives of Politicians get scholarship and free Bihar made revolver.
National Corruption Institute Of India
( N C I I )
Affiliated To Both Houses Of Indian Parliament
Listed on the World Corruption Index as the World’s Best C-School Invites Applications for 3 Years Undergraduate Bachelors Degree in Corruption. (BDC)
Earn your BDC from the World’s Most Reputed Institute for Corruption Studies
Financial Theory and Practice
  • Transfer of funds through HAWAALA for creation of MASS GHOTALA
  • FINANCIAL NETWORKING -Movement of money through well engineered networks between State Party Units and Central Party Unit.
  • Solicitation methods to increase donations towards Party Fund.
  • Theory and application of Popular BRIBE concepts and ­methods like ‘Chai Pani’, ‘Parcel’, ‘Change’, ‘Gift Box’ , ‘Color TV’, ‘Foreign Trip’ and the ever popular ‘Children’s School Fees’
  • Advanced course (on extra payment) for YSR Andhra model of dolling out public money for private funds.
  • Real estate Business
  • Learn how to multiply money with no capital
  • Fast track buying and selling of Govt/ properties legally.
  • How best to use family connections for personal gains. Weekly lectures byProf Robert Vadra, Prof.Jagan Mohan Reddy.
Public Relations (PR) and Media Management
  • Learn how to be MISQUOTED BY THE MEDIA.
  • Digvijay Singh's model of "Diversioanry tactics" by blaming RSS.
  • Lessons by Salman Khurshid on law of corruption.
  • Learn to say the right things to be QUOTED OUT OF CONTEXT.
  • Excellent training in PARTY SPOKESMANOLOGY. Learn how to argue on TV with other Party people on TV like Prof. Manish Tewari and Prof. Ravi Shankar Prasad.
  • Develop public gestures like NAMASTE and HAND WAVING.
  • By Rahul Gandhi
  • Learn the art of proving all allegations as “BASELESS AND POLITICALLY MOTIVATED”
  • Effectively refute STING OPERATIONS. Advanced course in proving that VIDEO FOOTAGE IS FALSE AND MANIPULATED.
Law and Order Module:

In this module you will learn how to:
  • Commit MURDER and RAPE
  • Bring LOCAL POLICE under your control
  • Get BAIL super fast if you are ever arrested.
  • Apply and get speedy ANTICIPATORY BAIL so you don’t get arrested in the first place!
  • FIGHT ELECTIONS FROM JAIL! Special lectures in this chapter by visiting Professors Shahbuddin and Pappu Yadav!
Advanced Riotology
  • Methods to build your own storage houses for HOCKEY STICKS AND WEAPONS to engineer riots.
  • Identify and develop your own fuel depots for easy and widespread dispersal of RIOT FRIENDLY PETROL TANKERS.
  • Form effective partnerships with local liquor stores for easy procurement of ‘DESI DARU’ to get rioters high and ensure awesome rioting!
  • Full study in CONTEMPORARY BUS BURNING. New age exciting methods for INSTANTANEOUS BUS COMBUSTION.
  • Introductory Kashmir method of inciting riots through STONE THROWING.
  • Actual rioting demonstrations under the expert tutelage of Professor Pravin Togadia.
  • Six months all expenses paid study tour to Kashmir for onhand riot-training.
Gain Extensive Knowledge From Our Faculty Of
World class Professors.
Special Courses In:
  • "2G SPECTRUM – A Telecommunications Perspective" By Professor Andimuthu Raja
  • ''Flat Taking From Army Jawan'' ByProfessor Ashok Chavan
    ''Sports Medal or No Medal, In Corruption Always Get Gold Medal'' By Professor         Suresh Kalmadi
  • "Application of Corruption on Non Human Species – Stealing Money from Cattle Fodder" By Professor Laloo Prasad Yadav
  • "Building A Corridor For The Taj Mahal Can Cost More Money that of building the Taj Mahal Itself" By Professor Mayawati Kumari.
  • How to attract vote bank from neighboring countries and provide immediate citizenship and voter ids and still remain "secular".
Visiting Professors: Digvijay Singh, Kapil Sibal, Shinde, Dr Manmohan Singh under able guidance of Smt Sonia Gandhi. 
  • Systematic destruction of a country by extensive loot and investing in Swiss banks by Professor from Cambridge A Maino & Sonia.
  • How to change your name to deceive people and keep hidden nationality. by professor A Maino & Sonia.
...And Many Many More..!!
When you think of corruption think NCII 
          NCII IS THE BEST…!!!!!

Application can be downloaded fron on payment of 2000 Dinars to Swiss account No. 2000-1223-9876-0129 on or before 31st march 2013. (SC,ST candidates can apply by paying Rs.2000 to our partner company
                                            source: "saikor" Group

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