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Thursday, 29 November 2012

intresting tweets!!



Maybe YSR could have been the CM of Kashmir. In a few years, all the land will belong to his family, and all problems will be solved.

100 phones tapped each day per operator. Finally we have a government that listens to us.

Vote for Baba Ramdev. He’ll be the PM who can help you make your ends meet. Your head and toe, that is.
Mayawati, Jayalalitha & Mamata should now form an alliance. They can call it Behenji-Amma-Didi. Or BAD, for short.

Kalmadi’s aide is in jail. Raja’s aide is dead. Satish Sharma denies ever having an aide. India seems quite serious about eradicating Aides.

Police Manual: if it’s one guy, take a bribe. If it’s a couple, harass. If it’s a bunch of people, lathi charge. If it’s a mob, disappear.


According to Census 2011, there are 940 females for every 1000 males in India. Those 60 unfortunate men join the Ram Sena, I guess.

Dear Baba Ramdev, we can’t ban 1000 & 500 rupee notes. We are a secular country. So we need to respect all denominations.

Some days, Digvijay Singh makes no sense. Other days, he is silent

Two weapons against corruption: Lokpal and Chappal.

A documentary on King Fisher’s planes – Saare Zameen Par.


 
Since 1977, West Bengal has been crawling along at approximately 0.00000000001 kmph. They’ve just covered 3 CMs in 34 years.

Gandhi would have been a great bowler. He could spin as well as fast.

Baba Ramdev is going to create an army with a headcount of 11,000. Or a leg-count of 22,000. Depending on which side is up.

25-paise coins to go off circulation from Jun 30. The Govt. feels they can’t handle one Anna, so there’s no need for four.

Every night families in rural U.P. must be having nightmares of Rahul Gandhi piling on to their dinner and whacking their charpai.

Kalmadi: So what are you here for?
Anna: Jan Lokpal bill. And you?
Kalmadi: Er… video bill, sponsorship bill, catering bill, etc.

All MPs to get iPads. Awesome. As one would say, from anPad to iPad in 3 days.

Hyderabad may have a nice past. And a great future. But there’s no current.

Anna Hazare breaks vow of silence. So Manmohan Singh wins this one.

PM says India and China are good friends. Of course we are. We have so much in common. Like Arunachal Pradesh.

What? Russia has banned the Gita? We should immediately retaliate by banning “Problems in General Physics” by Irodov.

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